Caption the picture game

[mr skunk]

"Don't preach to me [cough-cough] about smoking, boy! I'll live my life any way I want. Take this & buy me a [cough-cough] carton of MILD 7's, a six [cough-cough] pack of [Japanese brand name] beer, & all the dirty magazines you can find!"

I propose that you and I make an anti-smoking campaign for the young people of America using this exact conversation between Skunk and Atlas. If they see that this is how you might turn out...... wooo boy....

[Daichi]

Jeffbert & Mr. Skunk: Kids, if you smoke, you'll turn into this.

The little children: Please God, no!! Make it stop, make it stop!! I swear, I'll never pick up a cigarette, ever!!

[fafner]

Well, showing charred lungs, rotten mouths and such hardly prevented anyone to smoke here in Europe

Anyway, here is my own submission (not eligible of course)

Skunk: "I forgot your allowance this week? Well I have no reason not to trust you, honor among thieves and such..."
Atlas, thinking: " How naive he is! Each time I manage to get 7 times my weekly allowance :d evil: "

Maybe Skunk has anterograde amnesia

[jeffbert]

Quitting smoking was easy, so much so, I did it 3 or 4 times!

Seriously, none of those lung surgery films ever fazed me a bit. I just had to learn the hard way. Yes, quitting was easy, but only for the 1st 5 minutes.

[Daichi]

I pretty much vowed not to even start.

[Ataru Moroboshi]

Skunk: I've given you all the possible clues and you still can't guess the answer? I repeat, for a pink wedge: What was the only song of Pink Floyd's album Dark Side of the Moon that reached the Billboard ranking?

[cybotron]

Skunk;"Did you print this money yourself?"

[Fauna]

Atlas gets into Savings & Loan scams:


Skunk: So, you say if I put all this money into your bank, it'll triple within two months?
Atlas: ...Why, yes! [Murmurs] Sucker...
Skunk: What was that?!
Atlas: I, uh, said "and there's no interest fees"!
Skunk: Great! I'll go get Guiss's wallet! [Runs off]

[jeffbert]

[Skunk thinking] "Human children are satisfied with a fifty cent popcicle, are robots? Noooooo, they want plutonium on a $tick."

[crazyd2000]

(this will be funny for homestar fans)
Skunk: Hey, my bromide. You look like a cool guy who likes to progress. I was wondering if you'd be interested in signing this petition to ban roll-on...
Atlas: Oh, um, yeah, sorry, uh, I've got a class...
Skunk: ...free vegan food...
Atlas: ...and my roommate's like... you know...
Skunk: ...fellowship...
Atlas: ...so, my parents, um...
Skunk: ...drum circle?
Atlas: Computer lab! {darts off-screen}