Make a wish game!

[Rejoyce]

Your cat loses so much weight that he floats into space.

I wish my phone had a better battery life.

[Earthshine]

Wish granted. However it never dies, ever, and eventually through some very illogical and impractical chances it gains sentience and plots world domination - its first act of this unruly behavior is ordering $758 worth of pizza unbeknownst to you, and not even pizza you like.

I wish I didn't have to wake up so early.

[CommanderEVE]

You never wake up again. :d evil:

Pfft... I am like Satan granting wishes. Reminds me of that one episode of Futurama.

I wish my food would cook itself.

[Tetsuwan Penguin]

Not only does your food cook itself, but it also asks you how you'd like it prepared!

I wish my room would clean itself!

[Astro Ducky]

Granted. Your room is now clean. Completely. All of your stuff has been gotten rid of. It is nothing but an empty room.

I wish I were better at drawing.

[Rejoyce]

Wish granted! However, you can only draw well with your feet, which is inconvenient in most circumstances.

I wish we would just send people to Mars already.

[Astro Ducky]

Granted. You and a couple of others are now on Mars. But you don't have a source of oxygen, and even if you had the ability to breathe in space, you would most likely freeze to death.

I wish French were easier to learn.

[Tetsuwan Penguin]

I wish French were easier to learn.

It is (easier to learn than Japanese!).

I wish Japanese were easier to learn!

[gokaiblue]

Granted, but the language will then become boring.

I wish we knew more about the Astro Boy reboot

[Shiyonasan]

Wish granted! You learn lots of cool insider details about Astro Boy Reboot, but also learn that they plan on delaying the series another three years!

I wish to have the superpower of invisibility.