Make a wish game!

[Rejoyce]

Wish granted! You can now turn your internal organs invisible at will.

I wish I weren't so afraid of drowning.

[CommanderEVE]

You never swim again, nor drink water! Mahahahahaha!

I wish I could give Astro a hug.

[gokaiblue]

Granted, but he is too cold to give a proper hug.

I wish my throat didn't hurt.

[Astro Ducky]

Granted. Now everywhere else hurts but your throat.

I wish the third volume of the 2003 series that I ordered would just arrive already.

[Shiyonasan]

Wish granted, but you discover that the discs are cracked due to poor shipping and handling!

I wish for less traffic while driving.

[Rejoyce]

Wish granted! You are the only person left on Earth, so the roads are empty.

I wish the library had a pneumatic tube system to deliver books directly to my house.

[Tetsuwan Penguin]

Wish granted, but some pests sneak though the tubes and your house is now infested with bookworms!

I wish the mail from Chinese ebay sellers wasn't so slow.

[Earthshine]

Wish granted, but now you have to pay $150 just for standard shipping from the country.

I wish my writers block would end so I can focus on this fic!

[Shiyonasan]

I wish my writers block would end so I can focus on this fic!

Wish granted, but now you have so many writing ideas in your head that it gives you a migraine!

I wish there were more time in the day.

[CommanderEVE]

The day now never ends!

I wish I will get the retouching job I did a interview and trial for.