Make a wish game!

[Shiyonasan]

I wish I had a flash drive with infinite storage space.

Wish granted! Your flash drive is now so massive that it stores everything in existence, whether digital or physical!

I wish I could afford to buy all the Astro Boy omnibus volumes.

[Astro Ducky]

Granted, you can now AFFORD the volumes, but they are out of stock in every store in the world!

I wish for ice cream!

[The Boeing Kid]

I wish Astro and Uran would live across the street from me!

[Astro Ducky]

(So does that mean I don't get any ice cream?)

Well, your wish is granted, but sadly, anti-robot activists soon figure this out and flood your street to protest.

[Shiyonasan]

I wish for ice cream!

Wish granted! You get your favorite flavor of ice cream, but it's well past expired!

I wish to travel to Japan one day.

[CommanderEVE]

Oh, I will be going to Japan next year, you can come with me!

I hope my cat gets better soon, as he has been hospitalized.

[Astro Ducky]

Granted! Your cat does indeed get better, but the sudden resurgence of energy in its body forces its muscles to grow exponentially, somehow giving it superpowers. Realizing that it must protect the world instead of staying at home, eating cat food and drinking milk, it leaves you to fight crime.

I wish my headphones would output sound in both "phones", instead of just the one to the right.

[CommanderEVE]

The wire suddenly reconnects itself to the speaker in your headphones. (Either the wire has been pulled out internally, or the speaker is blown.)

I wish I would not have some much bloody heartburn all the time.

[Tetsuwan Penguin]

You now have a lifetime supply of Tums.

I wish my house would clean itself.

[Rejoyce]

Congratulations! Your house is now clean! However, this is a one-time deal and will never happen again.

I wish I had a magic fridge, inside of which food would stay as fresh as the moment I put it in.