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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 4:02 pm
by Shiyonasan
"Rejoyce" wrote:I wish I had a magic fridge, inside of which food would stay as fresh as the moment I put it in.


Wish granted! Your food stays fresh permanently in your new fridge, though, the "magic" in the fridge causes your food to grow eyes and sentience. They begin to move on their own, and ransack your home. They also gain big appetites; because of this, they slowly, but surely, gobble up everything in your home.

I wish this heat where I live would go away (it's been about 95 to 110 degrees Fahrenheit the last couple days).

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:56 am
by The Boeing Kid
I wish to go on a date with Uran.

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2016 8:18 pm
by EyeOdyssey
Wish granted, you go on a date at a five star restaurant and you get dumped.
I wish Rob Liefeld's abs would shrink already.

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2016 8:26 pm
by Shiyonasan
"EyeOdyssey" wrote:I wish Rob Liefeld's abs would shrink already.


Wish granted! The arms are still stubby though. (I wonder how many people will get that...)

I wish that Arthur fist meme would go away. (Not really, but for the sake of the wish, I'll wish this.)

EyeOdyssey ghost wrote this post.

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2016 11:38 pm
by The Boeing Kid
Wish granted! Arthur fist memes are now dead like an old tv commercial.

I wish the person Uran dumped me over gets eaten by zombies

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2016 3:27 am
by Earthshine
Wish granted!

However, they are a robot and thus the zombies cannot eat them; they just mouth and gnaw on them for a while before giving up to more fleshy prey.

I wish my feet did not ache so much :cry:

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2016 3:20 am
by Shiyonasan
"Earthshine" wrote:I wish my feet did not ache so much :cry:


Wish granted! Now your hands ache instead!

I wish I had mind-reading powers to understand how certain people think.

Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2016 1:31 pm
by Tetsuwan Penguin
You read a few people's minds and go insane.

I wish I wasn't so out shape and had more endurance.

Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2016 8:43 pm
by CommanderEVE
You wake up one morning to find you are the fittest person on Earth.

I wish time would not pass so quickly.

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2016 3:36 pm
by Shiyonasan
"CommanderEVE" wrote:I wish time would not pass so quickly.


Wish granted! Time now moves in slow motion!

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I wish I had a car with better fuel efficiency.