Magic Vending Machine!

[Anime Girl]

This is a magic vending machine. You can insert anything into it, and then you get something out of it. I start by inserting somthing in it, and then you say what comes out, and then you insert something and so on and so on. It can be random, so be as crazy as you like. for example.

PERSON 1: Insert a YuGiOh manga

PERSON 2: Gets a YGO unedited DVD (they did have them for awhile if I'm not mistaken)

Inserts a chocolate cake

PERSON 3: Gets pink butterfly earrings.

Okay. The magic vending machine is now open. I'll start.

Inserts $1.25

[diehard67]

out pops a quarter staph.

daphy duck comes around a corner and says "actually it is a buck and a quarter quarter staph but i'm not tellin him that"

I hit daphy over the head with the stick then stick him into the vending machine.

[Anime Girl]

I advise you to please follow the formula above for the machine.

I guess since you inserted Daffy, you would get Bugs Bunny.

Inserts leather pants.

[Novacain]

Out comes Gene Simmons. I run away in sheer terror. Then I remember I have to put something back in the machine.

So I return and quickly remove the wad of gum from my mouth and shove it in.

[Anime Girl]

You get a pack of new gum

Inserts a chibi plushie of Yami Yugi.

[Tetsuwan Penguin]

You get a yu-gi-oh poster.
I insert a D cell battery.

[AstroBlaster1998]

An Astro appears . Fly's away to save the world.
I insert a transformer toy.

[Juanita]

Out comes a real Transformer.

I insert Jack Black before riding away in my new Transformer car.

[Tetsuwan Penguin]

Black jack pops out again with Pinoko.
Pinoko hands me a bowl of curry, but it's too spicy for me so I insert it into the machine.

[Juanita]

Out comes tasty ramen

I shove Pinoko back into the machine for not making good curry