Magic Vending Machine!

[Dante69]

Anyway, you come out with a super big pair of pants.
Than insert a big button, which you took off the pants.

[Shiyonasan]

The muffin button comes out which gives everyone free muffins!

In exchange, I insert a cupcake, which was a result of the muffin button messing up just one time.

[Earthshine]

Goku pops out with a goofy grin and flies away off to some unknown land.

I then insert Marry Shelly's Frankenstein novel and take a step back.

[Tetsuwan Penguin]

Look out! Garon comes out of the machine. He steps on it and crushes it! He then starts to lay waste to the earth! Quick get Astro over here!