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Postby Anime Girl » 6 years ago

More Doctor Who jokes! XD

Why is the book called Horton Hears a Who?
Because "Horton Hears a Dalek Shouting EXTERMINATE" wasn't a very catchy title.

PERSON 1: I'm here for my 3:45 appointment.
SECRETARY: Who are you here to see?
PERSON 1: I'm here to see the doctor of course.
SECRETARY: Doctor who?
PERSON 1: Nah, I'm afraid not, but wouldn't that be cool?

How does The Doctor say "good afternoon" in Spanish?
Buenos TARDIS.
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Postby Windswept Cloak » 6 years ago

Here's a really silly one:

A: Knock, knock!
B: Who's there?
A: Boo!
B: Boo who?
A: Aww. What are you crying for?
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Postby Shiyonasan » 6 years ago

Thought of another good pun today:

What does a lumberjack do when he gets on the computer?

He logs in.

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Postby Tetsuwan Penguin » 6 years ago

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Postby Shiyonasan » 6 years ago

:lol:

What video site does Tarzan like to visit?

Vine.

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Postby Tetsuwan Penguin » 3 years ago

What's different between heaven and hell?

In heaven:
The British are the policemen, the French are the chefs, the Italians are the lovers, and the Germans build the cars.

In hell:
The British are the chefs, the French are the lovers, the Italians build the cars, and the Germans are the policemen!
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Postby Lily » 3 years ago

If a pizza has a radius (z) and a depth (a), its volume can be referred to as Pi*(z)*(z)*(a)

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Postby jeffbert » 3 years ago

:lol:
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Postby Lily » 3 years ago

If Bruton is powered down, is he BrutOFF?

(I am sorry <_<)
(I am not sorry >_>)

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Postby Shiyonasan » 3 years ago

"Lily" wrote:If Bruton is powered down, is he BrutOFF?

(I am sorry <_<)
(I am not sorry >_>)


I don't know, but that's an ASTROnomically bad pun.

*ba dum tsh*

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