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Lily
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Postby Lily » 3 years ago

You are terrible. <__<



What do you call Santa's Little Helpers?
Subordinate clauses. ;-p

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Postby Chicory » 3 years ago

A clown held open a door for me. I thought it was a nice jester.

I tried to eat a clock, but it was too time-consuming.

How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He could feel it in his bones.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with.
:hyo: whoops

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Postby Shiyonasan » 3 years ago

Did you hear about the guy who got into a fight with the paleontologist?

He had a bone to pick with him.
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Postby Chicory » 3 years ago

Why did the skeleton want a friend?

Because she was feeling bonely.

Why couldn't the amputee remember something?
(This is terrible...)
Because he couldn't put his finger on it.
:hyo: whoops

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Postby Lily » 3 years ago

What happened to the butcher who backed up into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.

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Postby Tetsuwan Penguin » 3 years ago

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Postby Earthshine » 3 years ago

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Postby Big Astro Fan » 3 years ago

You know how they say two wrongs don't make a right?









Well three lefts do.
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Postby Kitty Lue » 3 years ago

Take "Cry me a river" up to 11, and you'll get a tsunamida. :lol:

Given that the pun isn't made of English words, I felt that I should include this for anyone who's confused:
click for spoilerNamida: tear/tears

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Postby Tetsuwan Penguin » 3 years ago

I thought I had put a pretty good fart joke in my ff.net story, 'who mourns for methuselah?' But I just saw a real good one in 'One Piece' episode 200.

Sanji uses what he thinks is an impact dial shell to blast open the wall of a jail cell. He hits the button and the room is filled with a huge stench!

Usopp: "Who stored a fart in my flavor dial?"
Luffy: "Sorry!"
Usoop: "I didn't have to ask!"

The fart gas hits the lanterns and explodes! The jail is destroyed and they all escape!

http://www.crunchyroll.com/one-piece/episode-200-luffy-and-sanjis-daring-rescue-mission-653735
Towards the end of the episode
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