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Postby Tetsuwan Penguin » 9 years ago

Godzilla retires from show biz and goes into the demolition business. His slogan:
"A bulldozer dozes, but a tyrannosaurus wrecks!"
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Postby Earthshine » 9 years ago

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
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You can't tuna fish.

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Postby diehard67 » 9 years ago

or eat a guitar.
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Postby Shiyonasan » 9 years ago

Did you hear the one about the unsharpened pencil?

Never mind, it's pointless.

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Postby Earthshine » 9 years ago

:D :lol:

Do you know why the picture was sent to jail? It was framed...

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Postby Shiyonasan » 9 years ago

:lol:

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Postby Astro Forever » 9 years ago

How do you find all these? :lol:

They are simple, yet a fun way to end a day. :D

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Postby cybotron » 9 years ago

Dr Who "Tom Baker" "But would you do it Dav'ros? Dav'Ros "Yes I'd do it!!!" Dr Who "Tom Baker"," The next time I press that button it stays pressed!" :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Earthshine » 9 years ago

"Astro Forever" wrote:How do you find all these? :lol:

They are simple, yet a fun way to end a day. :D


A lot of these are just jokes that I remember from my family sharing with each other (we're fans of puns), but some of them are from websites when I can't think of anything really clever.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. :d evil:

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Postby diehard67 » 9 years ago

vampires, they bite, they suck, and there all pains in the neck.
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