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Ha ha a joke
Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:42 pm
by Tetsuwan Penguin
OK, if Thomas Edison had built his lab in Sydney instead of Menlo Park, what would he had been called?
Ans:
The Wizard of Oz!
Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 6:56 pm
by jeffbert
Actually, that is a riddle.
Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 8:59 pm
by Earthshine
Heehee! What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
Answer: A Roamin' Catholic.
Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 3:48 am
by tailz
"Earthshine" wrote:Heehee! What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
Answer: A Roamin' Catholic.
Good one Earthshine!
Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 6:20 am
by Earthshine
Oh! Did you hear about the man that was cut in half and lost his entire left-side? Well, he's all right now. :d oh:
I've got a million bad pun-jokes it's not funny.
Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 1:03 pm
by Windswept Cloak
Here's a silly one from a book:
Q: What kind of building easily becomes the tallest building in town?
A: A library, or a bookshop. They have the most STORIES.
Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2014 12:13 am
by Tetsuwan Penguin
Q: What do you call a hula hoop with a nail in it?
A: A Navel Destroyer!
Q: What do you call a guy in a swimming pool with no arms or legs?
A: Bob.
Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2014 2:40 am
by Windswept Cloak
Something stupid I just thought of:
Alice: Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Me: Why, because they both have legs, of course!
Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 12:07 am
by Earthshine
This just in; Ted Ligety, famous Olympic skier disappeared. Everywhere when asked where Ligety was the always the same "I don't know! Ligety-split!"
My mom made this one up, you would probably have to know English really well to understand it though so I apologize if it isn't really funny immediately. I laughed really hard.
Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 12:16 am
by Angel of the Stars
I think it's funny! XD
Here's a joke I made up when I was in 2nd grade:
Q: What do you call a skull-less skeleton?
A: A skull-less-ton~!