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Postby Shiyonasan » 10 years ago

"Astro Forever" wrote:How do you find all these? :lol:

They are simple, yet a fun way to end a day. :D


Some of the ones I posted are original, but I did get a lot of them here: http://www.punoftheday.com/

Here's one of the newest puns from that site:

The lumberjack loved his new computer. He especially enjoyed logging in.
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Postby Windswept Cloak » 10 years ago

Why did the dog eat the clock?

Because he wanted to be a watchdog.
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Postby Earthshine » 10 years ago

:lol: Funny.

How do you know that carrots are really good for your eyes?
... Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
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Postby Windswept Cloak » 10 years ago

One day, a skeloton went to the doctor, but the doctor took one look at him and he said, "Aren't you way too late for your appointment?"

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Funny, but I have one problem with this joke:

What kind of doctor wouldn't be scared to death by a walking skeloton, I'd like to know? :lol: Even a gangster would have been scared out of his wits!
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Postby Angel of the Stars » 10 years ago

3 stupid ages of life:

Teen age-
Have Time + Energy... but no Money

Adult Age-
Have Money + Energy... but no Time

Old Age-
Have Money + Time... but no Energy
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Postby Tetsuwan Penguin » 10 years ago

Q: How is the Starship Enterprise like a roll of toilet paper?

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Postby Juanita » 10 years ago

A joke:
"The government."
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Postby Anime Girl » 10 years ago

PERSON 1: Knock knock
PERSON 2: Who's there?
PERSON 1: Doctor!
PERSON 2: Doctor Who?
PERSON 1: (looks at PERSON 2 with a trollish smile, and PERSON 2 gets the joke)

I know this guy at church named Nigel. He's British, so now I absolutely HAVE to trick him with that joke. XD
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Postby Angel of the Stars » 10 years ago

"Anime Girl" wrote:PERSON 1: Knock knock
PERSON 2: Who's there?
PERSON 1: Doctor!
PERSON 2: Doctor Who?
PERSON 1: (looks at PERSON 2 with a trollish smile, and PERSON 2 gets the joke)

I know this guy at church named Nigel. He's British, so now I absolutely HAVE to trick him with that joke. XD


I played that joke on my dad once!! XD
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Postby Big Astro Fan » 9 years ago

Did you know UPS & FedEx are merging?




Their new name will be FedUp.
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