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Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2014 6:01 pm
by Anime Girl
More Doctor Who jokes! XD
Why is the book called Horton Hears a Who?
Because "Horton Hears a Dalek Shouting EXTERMINATE" wasn't a very catchy title.
PERSON 1: I'm here for my 3:45 appointment.
SECRETARY: Who are you here to see?
PERSON 1: I'm here to see the doctor of course.
SECRETARY: Doctor who?
PERSON 1: Nah, I'm afraid not, but wouldn't that be cool?
How does The Doctor say "good afternoon" in Spanish?
Buenos TARDIS.
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:51 pm
by Windswept Cloak
Here's a really silly one:
A: Knock, knock!
B: Who's there?
A: Boo!
B: Boo who?
A: Aww. What are you crying for?
Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 8:52 pm
by Shiyonasan
Thought of another good pun today:
What does a lumberjack do when he gets on the computer?
He logs in.
Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2014 12:53 am
by Tetsuwan Penguin
The human cannon ball in the circus was training his son to take over the act. Fortunately the boy was of the right caliber.
Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 4:46 am
by Shiyonasan
What video site does Tarzan like to visit?
Vine.
Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2016 12:38 am
by Tetsuwan Penguin
What's different between heaven and hell?
In heaven:
The British are the policemen, the French are the chefs, the Italians are the lovers, and the Germans build the cars.
In hell:
The British are the chefs, the French are the lovers, the Italians build the cars, and the Germans are the policemen!
Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 1:03 pm
by Lily
If a pizza has a radius (z) and a depth (a), its volume can be referred to as Pi*(z)*(z)*(a)
Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2016 12:18 am
by jeffbert
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2016 7:27 am
by Lily
If Bruton is powered down, is he BrutOFF?
(I am sorry <_<)
(I am not sorry >_>)
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2016 7:31 am
by Shiyonasan
"Lily" wrote:If Bruton is powered down, is he BrutOFF?
(I am sorry <_<)
(I am not sorry >_>)
I don't know, but that's an ASTROnomically bad pun.
*ba dum tsh*
Thank you. I'll be here all week.