"Rejoyce" wrote:I wish I had a magic fridge, inside of which food would stay as fresh as the moment I put it in.
Wish granted! Your food stays fresh permanently in your new fridge, though, the "magic" in the fridge causes your food to grow eyes and sentience. They begin to move on their own, and ransack your home. They also gain big appetites; because of this, they slowly, but surely, gobble up everything in your home.
I wish this heat where I live would go away (it's been about 95 to 110 degrees Fahrenheit the last couple days).